College jokes

  • Amsterdam Semester Abroad
    Possible Courses: ESSENTIALS OF BONG DESIGN: Discover earth, water, wind, and fire as the tools you'll need to get rid of your syllabus... some killer hashish. SMUGGLING 101: Who says the party's ov…
  • Signs you are a loser
    1. Your dog rather rub up against the wall than have you pet it. 2. All the numbers in your little black book start with "1-900." 3. Due to excessive hazing and ridicule, you decided to drop out o…
  • Signs you're watching too much TV
    The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?"In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline.You need to be tranquilized when the cable goes out.In the late…
  • College Entrance Exam: For Football Players
    You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify. 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architectu…
  • Sex Contract
    SEX CONTRACT I, _______________________, hereby surrender all possibilities of friendship, commitment, marriage, guilt-trips and near-pregnancies in exchange for one (1) night of USDA approved fondli…
  • Stoopit Pickup Lines
    1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! 2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good. 3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed …
  • Special High Intensity Teaching
    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H…
  • Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
    People get really upset when you use the "F" word. So much so, that I can't even write the full word out, but have to referto it as the "F" word. However, despite what many educators, and pious people…
  • Stoner Shopping Trip
    A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do not sell marijuana here." So he left. The same guy comes back the nex…
  • Drug Used to Seduce Men
    Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer" that is essentially in liquid form. The most…
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