College jokes
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Jane's Dirty Mind
Jane was sitting in anatomy class on day when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?
Jane blushed and said that she didn't know. Ji…
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Orgasm-isms
A group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then examine it under the microscope.
But this one girl…
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Pleasure vs. Disgrace
The dean of a women's college, addressing her charges, concluded, "...and remember, young ladies, you represent not only your own honor but that of the school. When approached by young men, ask you…
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Blonde Alumna
What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
"Would you like fries with that?"
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Harvard Lightbulb
How many Harvard men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One -- he stands still and the world revolves around him.
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Crappy Date
This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also from Westchester and also goes to Ithaca) out on a …
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Harvard Graduate
How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
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Babe Watch
This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor balcony wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he's ever seen. He…
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Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette
A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention.
The Harvard graduate said, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?"
The Yale grad responded, "They taught us no
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Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roomma…