College jokes
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Clemson U., S. Carolina and N. Carolina
Three guys were captured in Iraq as American spies and were about to be executed. One had graduated from the University of South Carolina, one from the University of North Carolina, and one from Cle…
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Counting Condoms
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"
Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."
Boy: "So, why d…
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Student takes off his pants
A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then remove…
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Lightbulb... Harvard
How many Harvard girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's Radcliffe. It's women. And it's not funny!
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Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage an…
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Bad Girls vs Good Girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.G…
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Shree Hill
The teacher was checking her student roster on the first day of school and saw that she was missing three boys and one girl.
After a couple of minutes went by, a boy named John walked in and the te…
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Corpsalicious!
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.''
After saying tha…
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Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
What's the difference between a hooker, a nymphomaniac, and a sorority sister?
The hooker says, ''Are you done already?''
The nympho says, ''Oh no! You're not done already!?''
The sorority sister …
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Sexually Exhausted Jock
At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.
"…