College jokes

  • Student Nurse
    How is the modus operandi of a cowardly, nynmphomanical student nurse in a mental ward like part of a hardware store? She screws nuts and bolts!
  • Clinton's Final Four Picks
    What were Bill Clinton's Final Four picks? Morehead State, Ball State University, Brigham Young University, and Oral Roberts University.
  • Grasshopper Biology
    A biology class student conducted an experiment on what would happen to a grasshopper if its legs were taken off. He pulled off one of its legs and yelled 'hop!', and the grasshhoper hopped. Then h…
  • Science Project
    A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science fair. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreadin…
  • 10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd
    10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents, principals, police, and authority figures. 9. Is overly enthusiastic about 'Dungeons and Dragons' and other role playing games. 8. Very fam…
  • Geometry Humor, Baby
    What was the geometry student looking for at the beach? A tangent.
  • You Might Be A Redneck...Senior Year
    You might be a redneck if you consider the fifth grade your senior year!
  • Tenessee Football Player
    How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
  • Creative Writing
    A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery. The prize-winning essay read, "My God," said the Queen, "
  • Psychology Class
    A college psychology class was studing human reaction to sexual stimulus and of special interest was the frequency of amorous relations. ''How many students here,'' said the professor, ''engage more …
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