Entertainment jokes
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Britney Spears' Bosoms
Britney Spears' boobs are so big, they have smaller boobs orbiting around them.
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Tony Blair, Peter Jennings & Pop Divas
Tony Blair Interviewed by Peter Jennings
Peter Jennings: Why do you think the English lost the War of Independence?
Tony Blair: Rust on our equiptment.
Peter Jennings: Rust! Can you elaborate?
T…
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Britney & Christina Get Locked Out
Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her friend and rival, Christina Aguilera. A few hours later she came out and realizes she had locked her keys in the car, so…
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Britney Watches the Birdie
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking on the beach. Justin said, "Hey Britney, look at that dead birdie!"
Britney looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
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Christina Aguilera Does Drivers' Ed
Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license?
She had an 'F' in sex.
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Britney's Endorsement
Britney Spears is so stupid that she was drank a Coke on her Pepsi commercial.
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Knock knockers
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Britney spears my eyes with her brand new pointed titties.
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What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?
What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?
Jesus was only resurrected once.
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Knock knock... Britney Spears
Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!
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Kemosabe Waters the Bushes
One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto a…