Entertainment jokes
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Superman and Batman
Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp."
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."
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N'SYNC's Clever Name
Why is N'SYNC named N'SYNC?
Cause they all get their periods at the same time
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Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears...
Q. Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears to do their commercial instead of Coke?
A. Because then would have had to change their slogan from "It's the real thing".
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Britney Spears 'n' Pepsi
What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common?
They both come with plastic jugs
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Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce
--That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was.
--Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women.
--Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse.
--Sure, he talks and…
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Hannibal L's Snack
What does Hannibal Lector say about Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera?
Mmm...pop-tarts
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Ron Howard's New Movie
Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie a travel documentary about the Netherlands?
It's called ''Mr. Opie's Holland.''
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Tupac Shakur
What is Tupac spelled backwards?
Caput!
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Spice Girls...Toaster
What do you get when you put Spice Girls in the toaster?
Pop Tarts.
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Sesame Street Meets....
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route. At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl. Grover asked, What's your name? Patty she replied. She had a seat in t…