Entertainment jokes
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Musicians and Lightbulbs
Q: How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, two, one, two, three, four!
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Duct Tape: A George Lucas Production
Q: What do The Force and duct tape have in common?
Q: They both have a light side and a dark side, and they both hold the universe together.
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Top 5 Lines Never Heard On The X-Files
5. "Sure we could have these people killed to protect what they know... but isn't that a little harsh?"
4. "I've seen this one before, Scully. His name is Casper and he's what we call a 'fr…
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John Wayne Toilet Paper
Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet paper had just been invented. An Indian, unaware of the new invention, was amazed when he saw a cowboy using it out in the woods. Instead of scalping …
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Guitar-Playing Lightbulb
Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to change the lightbulb, the other to say, I can do that.
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The Real Skywalker Lineage
(Setting: A furious lightsaber duel is underway. Darth Vader is backing Luke Skywalker towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke's hand. It goes spinning off into the venti…
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NSync on Survivor?
Why wouldn't the members of N'Sync join the cast of Survivor?
Because they know the one kicked off ''Is Gonna Be Me.'''
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Star Trek: Riker's Death
Why did Riker die in the battle?
Picard ordered to fire at Will.
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Trekkies Love: Captain Kirk's Ears
Why can Captain Kirk hear so well?
Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
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Hollywood's Motto
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.