Entertainment jokes

  • Princess Diana's Dandruff
    How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.
  • Mimes
    What's black and white and red all over? Mimes in a chainsaw fight.
  • Dolly Parton
    Did you hear about Dolly Parton passing out on stage? It took four guys to carry her off -- two abreast.
  • A Good Mystery
    A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage. The man calls an usher over and whispers, ''I just love a good mystery…
  • E.T.
    Q: What's E.T. short for? A: Because he has little legs!
  • Blonde and Rock n' Roller
    What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller? ''How awesome is Britney Spears?!!!''
  • How Does Peter Pan Fly?
    If someone hit your peter with a pan you'd fly too!
  • Lead Guitarist
    Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!
  • Bruce Willis on Mt. Everest
    What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest? Icey dead people.
  • Charlie Brown
    Q: What do you call Charlie Brown with no legs? A: Ground Chuck.
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