Entertainment jokes

  • Drooling Drummer
    Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level? A: Drool is coming out of both sides of his mouth.
  • Barbie and Britney
    Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
  • Horror Movie Blonde
    Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
  • Pillsbury Doughboy
    Q: What does the Pillsbury Doughboy have underneath his apron? A: Dough-nuts
  • Snow White
    Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarves? Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho... "
  • Wizard Wonders
    There once was a toad who was a bit different than all the other toads in the neighborhood. You see, he had a yellow penis. Since he wanted to be like all the other toads, he decides to go to the loca…
  • The Blonde and Boyz II Men
    Did you hear about the blonde who was so stupid she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center?
  • To Boldly Go....
    Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? To boldy go where no man has gone before!
  • Hef & Dennis Weaver Joke c. 1977
    Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver were both at a party at the fashionable beach front Malibu home of Mick Jagger. Hugh told Dennis Weaver he did not like Weaver's McCloud TV series. Weaver snapped back …
  • Yogi
    Why didn't they make two Yogi Bears? Cause someone made a Boo-Boo!
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