Entertainment jokes
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Mickey and Donald in a Foxhole
Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? Because Donald Ducked.
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Blonde With Six Legs
What's blond, has six legs, and sings like Michael Jackson? Hanson.
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When Broadway Meets Daytime T.V.
What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts? The Phantom of the Oprah.
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The Secret About Fred Flintstone
Why's Fred Flintstone a homosexual? He's always having a gay old time.
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Mel Gibson
What was the working title for Mel Gibson's movie ''The Patriot?'' ''Braveheart II: Men in Pants''
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She Is So Blonde... "Soul Train"
She is so blonde that she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
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She's So Blonde... 60 Minutes
She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."
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The Michael Jackson Doll
Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll? You wind it up and it plays with your kids!
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Jacko Christmas
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa? Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!
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Clinton Saved from Drowning
Q: How do you keep Alec Baldwin from drowning? A1: You take your foot off his head. A2: Get the lead out of his ass. A3: Chisel the concrete off his feet.