Entertainment jokes

  • Bass Player
    Q. How do you know when your bass player arrives? A. He knocks on the door, but forgets to come in!
  • Blonde Joke
    Want to hear three blonde jokes? Listen to Hanson!
  • Homer's Favorite Ice Cream
    What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
  • Dough Nuts
    Why did the Pillsbury doughgirl get pregnant??? The doughboy forgot his weenie wrap
  • Long With No Hair
    What is 200 feet long and has no pubic hair? The front row at an 'N Sync concert.
  • Celebrity Farting
    Shaggy,Shania Twain, and Britney Spears go in a limo to a restaurant. Someone farts and Shaggy says,"Wasn''t me!". Shania Twain says," That don''t impress me much." Britney Spears says,"Oops, I did…
  • RIng of Power
    In the movie, "Lord of the Rings" why does the Ring of Power glow? Because it gets fingered by the Hobbit.
  • Mariah's Ups & Downs
    Mariah Carey's got so much shaft, even elevators are jealous of her.
  • Boy Bands, Girl Bands and Gender Trancenders
    Way back in '97 I wondered why those bands like the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys put their gender after the band name. We know what gender they are, they dont need that.... Hanson on the other han
  • Xerox
    What do you call the Xerox of a boner? Hard Copy.
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