Farm jokes
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Stayin' Alive
A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
So the cowboy did this r…
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Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Once there were two farmers. One had a daughter and the other had a son. When thier kids were teenagers they started dating, and the two farners encouraged it. One day the girl's father went over to t…
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A man and woman are driving...
A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, �PIG! �
The man immediately leans out his window, sha…
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F-A-R-M
How does a blonde spell "farm?"
E-I-E-I-O!!
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Salesman/Farmhouse v. 6.0
A salesman''s car breaks down in the pouring rain outside a farmhouse.
The salesman bangs on the farmhouse door.
The next morning, the farmer''s daughter wakes up to find her father in bed with the …
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Cow or Tractor
If a farmer was only able to choose between buying a cow or a tractor, what should he pick. On one hand, he would look funny riding on a cow. On the other hand, he would look funnier trying to milk a
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Some Things You Just CAN'T
One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the bartender for the strongest thing in the bar.
"What's wrong, fella?" asked the bartender.
''Some things you just can't explain."
''Try me.''
"Oka…
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Farmer's Tractor
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benefit concert outside my barn to raise funds to replace the missing machinery.
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The Clever Famer
Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?
A: Because he wanted mashed potatoes.
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The Ghost
On a rainy night, three guys were driving through the countryside. Their car broke down, so they went to a nearby farm. The farmer said, "I only have one spare room but two of you can sleep in other …