Foreign jokes
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Lunch Break
There were three men working at the top of a building. One was Chinese, one was Mexican, and the other one was Polish.
At lunch they went to the edge and the top of the building. The Mexican guy pu…
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Bosnian Lingo
They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.
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The Best Pub
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, ''There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink fo…
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The Pizza
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
The concier…
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New Yorker
A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.
''Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease,'' says the wait…
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Fly In My Guinness
An Irishman, an Englishman and a
Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands
them over, three flies buzz down and land in each of the pints. The Englis…
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Beer Brothers
A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three pints of Guinness, please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until …
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What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in ...
What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common?
They both have Kurds in their Way!
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Japanese Banking Disasters
According to inside contacts, the Japanese
banking crisis shows no signs of stopping. If anything, it's getting worse.
Following last week's news that Origami Bank had
folded, we are …
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A Meal To Die For
There was an Englishman an Irishman
and a Scotsman. They all worked on the top of a cliff and the Englishman said, If I
have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow I'll jump off this cliff!
The Irishman…