Foreign jokes
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Irish on Vacation
Q: Where does an Irish person go on a
vacation?
A: A new bar
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Those Shady Frenchies
Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris?
So the Germans can march in the shade.
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Prime Minister Material
Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..
Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.
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Saddam Hussein
What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
Neither knew when to pull out!
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Castroski
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?
Ricky Retardo
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Top 10 Reasons to Live in Ontario
1. You live in the center of the universe
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election
4. There's no such thing as an Ontario Separ…
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Irish Fun
Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned?
They were riverdancing.
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Cubano
What is the Cuban national anthem?
''Row Your Boat!''
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Mexican Funeral
Q: What's the slowest thing in the world?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of
jumper cables.
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Rules of the South
Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone eating.
Just because one can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can't stay home the two da…