Foreign jokes

  • Fishing for Frenchies
    What do you call 20 French politicians face down in the Channel? A start.
  • Quotes About the French
    "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." - Jacques Chirac, President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." - Rush Limbaugh "What do you expect from a culture and a n…
  • We's Huntin' Frenchman
    What do you call 20 dead frenchmen in the back of a lorry. A good days hunting.
  • 100,000 Frenchman
    What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? Their army!
  • Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson
    10. For your birthday, you get the head of an infidel 9. People never refer to you as "The crazy one in the family" 8. On weekends, you get to bring home weapons of mass destruction 7. Don't want …
  • Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips
    10. Splash on a little goat's blood. 9. Play romantic music to drown out the cries of tortured dissidents. 8. Shampoo and condition your mustache. 7. Don't be a cheapskate at the movies -- buy the …
  • Reasons for Being French
    * When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay. * Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time. * You get to eat insect food like snails and frog''s legs. * If there''s a wa…
  • Paris Native
    What's a native of Paris called? A parasite.
  • French Joke
    What''s the shortest book ever written? French War Heroes.
  • French Stamps
    Why did the Post Office have to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen? People were confused about which side to spit on
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