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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alte…

One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat down, opened the box and out popped a leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a pint of beer and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here." There …

One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert and he stubbed his toe on some hard object. He bent over to pick it up and a Genie popped out. "Oh great," Saddam said, "I don't have time for this G…

"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker" "Dukakis-Bentsen in '92" "If you don't like the way I reign get out of small, neighboring countries" "Bomb me, I need the ins

How do you spell Canada? *C-EH N-EH D-EH

I saw an interview in which an expert on military history said that Saddam Hussein actually has a law degree. He went on to point out that the degree was granted under somewhat unusual circumstances: …

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner. "Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a ri…

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The

What's the capital of Afghanistan? KABOOM!!

My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to me. It would be true poetic justice: Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take …