Foreign jokes
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Bar & Donkey
Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walk into a pub and Fred gets the first pint in and says, "I'll have a pint for me and a pint for Donkey."
The two guys drink their pints and Fred says, "Right donkey …
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Sardarji on the Mountain
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag.
At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be …
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India and Bharat
Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat?
Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."
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Laloo Flies the Friendly Skies
Joke from our friends in India...
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please."
To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.
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Chinese Phone System
Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?
A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
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Beer Machismo
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewreys decide to go to the pub for a drink. The coors President said "Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain Sp…
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Sardarji Editor
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train…
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The Deserted Island
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman, 2 German men and 1 German woman, 2 Gre…
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Irish Spring
What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O'Furniture!
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Irish DUI
Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.
''Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, …