Foreign jokes

  • English, Irish & Scottish Football
    An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpoo…
  • Big 'n' Green
    What's green with 20,000 assholes? A St.Patrick's Day parade!
  • Sino-Mexican Relations
    What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A car thief who can't drive!
  • Zambian Roulette
    As usual, things were not going well at the United Nations. Thus, many visiting ambassadors had to room together. It just so happend that Vladimir, the Russian Ambassador, and Umballa, the Zambian Amb…
  • Smart Cape Bretoner
    These three men were stranded on an island: a Nefoundlander, a Cape Bretoner and a Quebecian. The three searched the island to try to find a way off when the Nefoundlander came upon a lamp with a g…
  • Blond Guy and HIs Lunch
    There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers and they were working on top of a building. It was lunch time and the Irsh man opens his lunch pail and he gets cabbage an…
  • Self-Explanatory
    An Irishman walks out of a bar.
  • Dirty Swiss
    Q: Whats brown and has holes? A: Swiss shit.
  • He Has Four Balls
    A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each other enough for her to come to America with the man on his flight home. When they got back to America the man said…
  • Bedouins
    Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, “Hold still Abdul, it might be sand.”
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