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Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? There's a 12-month waiting list.

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibi…

Did you know that Rita McNeil has a tatoo of Canada on her butt? Ya, every time she bends over Quebec seperates!

This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give her a job. "Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at l…

These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. "That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other. "…

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, “Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene v…

Four guys are flying to Japan in their own jet. One's a Texan, one's a Mexican, one's is a French man, and the other is an Englishman. A radio transmission says to throw out all the luggage because th…

A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have …

1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big-ass bridge 2. You can walk across the province in half an hour 3. You were probably once an extra on ''Road to Avonlea'' 4…

1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in Confederation 2. If Quebec Separates, you will float off to sea 3. In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can make them kiss a dead cod …