Foreign jokes
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I'm Only Tribute Drinking
A man moves from Ireland to New York City, leaving two of his best friends behind to make it in America. To keep their tradition of nightly drinks alive, every night he goes into an Irish-style pub an…
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International Beer Syndrome
An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out.
American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer.
Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throw…
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I Gonna Back to Italy
(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)
One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toas…
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The Three Stars
One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a movie. Unfortunately, they were caught by a tribal group. As they were about to…
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german
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.
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Vampires
There were these two vampires talking. One says to the other, ''I heard on TV that wine is good for the health.'' The other one said, ''Well, let's go to Italy, the Italians drink wine.
So they go…
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David Beckham Redux
What do David Beckham and a Cartier watch have in common?
They both come in a Posh box!
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David Beckham
What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
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Handbags
The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women. The…
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Scottish Cheapskates
A Scottish man heads for home after spending the whole night in a bar drinking. He was carrying his little Scotch bottle in the left shirt pocket just in case. Suddenly, a robber appears and threatens…