Gross jokes
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And You're Not Even Drunk
Q: What did the pollock say when he ran into the bar with a piece of shit in his hand?
A: Luck must be on my side tonight, look at what I almost stepped in.
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Closest Shave Ever
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a…
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Gold Digger
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose!
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Yo mama's smile
Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles, cars slow down.
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Hot Air Balloon
Yo mama's pants so tight, when she farts, it comes out of her ankles.
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Can't Take You Anywhere
Two men are sitting around drinking. One guys says to the other, "I bet I could gross you out right now" The other guy says, "No way you could gross me out, whatever you do I could top" So the first g…
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The only difference between your face and a ...
The only difference between your face and a bag of crap is the bag.
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Star Dreck
Q: What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?
A: The Captain's log.
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Yo mama's breath stink so bad...
Yo mama's breath stink so bad when she burps, her teeth duck.
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yo mama is so fat....
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she seen 90210 was on the scale.