Gross jokes

  • Women Pass Less Gas
    Why do women pass less gas than men? Because women don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure!
  • Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
    Yo mama's so smelly, she gets sourdough yeast iinfections.
  • Q & A...Shower
    Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
  • You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
    You might be a redneck if last year you hid Easter eggs under cowpies!
  • The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury
    Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body? They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
  • The Great Crab Escape
    Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a get away rope.
  • Pointless
    Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
  • Hamburger Helper
    What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
  • Interesting Appearance. Not Normal
    I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
  • Kleenex
    How do you get a Kleenex to dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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