Gross jokes

  • Sharper Than a Ginsu
    What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
  • Crab Cakes
    Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
  • Good for the Heart
    A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't ima…
  • Nailing Osama
    What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
  • Very Robust Zacklies
    "Where did you get those zacklies?" "Zacklies?" "Yeah, your breath smells zacklie like your butt!"
  • Honda
    A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda." The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'" "No," the guy says. "My farts do." So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mou…
  • Fly Yi Yi
    Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and said, "Ew, who farted?"
  • A Daring New Position
    Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!
  • Hiney Bubbles
    What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
  • Captain Hook's Death
    How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!
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