Gross jokes
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Dead Blonde in Closet
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet?
A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
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Taking Out the Garbage
Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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Rump Roastin'
Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?
A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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3 Men, 3 Wishes
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. Wh…
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Cannibals
Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest when they see a man who had recently passed away.
One cannibal says, "Look at this! You start at the feet and I'll start at the head and we'll me…
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What, No Golden Goose?
A man comes home late one night, drunk.
"Where have you been?" asks his wife.
"In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!" This sounds awfully susp…
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A Hooker and a Bungee Jump
What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.
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I've Got Shingles
How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?
Depends on how thin you slice them.
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What a Gasser
A young man goes home from a war to see his mother in the hills of West Virginia. She has never left the hills and has never seen anything like her son's uniform or gun. He shows his mother both items…
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Avon Calling
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy.
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