Gross jokes

  • M&M's
    An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts. One day, while the old man is away from his desk, t…
  • What's Black?
    Q: What's black and sits on the roof? A: A paraplegic after a house fire.
  • Out of T.P.
    A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager. The bartender says, ''He isn't here but…
  • Dinner on the Road
    There were these two bums and they were hungry when they came across road kill. The first bum went down to eat it when he looked up at his friend and said, "Oh I'm sorry, would you like some?" He r…
  • Yo' Face So Greasy
    Yo' face so greasy, if you had zits they'd fall off!
  • Ex-Lax, Don't Do It
    Why are men like laxatives? Because they irritate the crap out of you!
  • The Perils of Flatulence
    Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
  • Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit
    What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
  • Prune Pizza
    What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
  • What a Dump
    What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his butt.
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