Gross jokes

  • Socks
    A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about h…
  • Baaaaad Breath
    Yo' breath so stank, it's like your tongue farted!
  • The Leper
    A man walks into a pub and sits down at a table. He notices a leper at the side of the bar. He orders a shot and then throws up. Next he orders a beer, drinks the beer and throws up. He does this for …
  • Still Together
    One man says, ''You mean they are still together after all that crap?'' The other man says, ''Who?'' First man says, ''Your butt cheeks!''
  • The Injured Thumb
    This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into the soup. This upset him, but he let it go. She then …
  • Butt Question
    If I cut off my right butt-cheek, will I be left behind?
  • Piano Solo
    What's brown and on the piano bench? Beethoven's last movement!
  • A Giant Problem
    Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea? You didn't?! It's all over town!
  • Really Bloody Mary
    How do you know your bartender doesn't like you any more? There is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
  • Flies on Poo
    There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"
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