Insults jokes

  • You Stupid Flower
    What do you call a stupid flower? A blooming idiot.
  • No Speaking
    I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly 18 months — I don't want to interrupt her!
  • Woman's Watch
    How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't — there's a clock on the oven!
  • Different Ways To Say ''You're Stupid''
    A few clowns short of a circus.��A few fries short of a Happy Meal.An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.A few beers short of a six-pack.Dumber than a box of hair.A few peas short of a casserole.D…
  • If you didn't know you were a redneck yet
    You know you're a redneck if the door mat to you're trailer home doubles as a mud flap to your pick up truck.
  • Policeman
        What to not say to the nice policeman. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Aren't you the …
  • Face 2 Face
    "Hey, how's your face feeling?" "Fine. Why?" "Because it's killing me!"
  • Your Chest Is So Flat
    Your chest is so flat, the walls are getting jealous.
  • You Might Be A Yankee
    You might be a yankee if you call binoculars opera glasses!
  • Why Do Men Float?
    Why do men float better than women? Because they're scum.
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