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Yo' mama so stank, even the couch gets up when she sits down!

What's the difference between men and batteries? Batteries have a positive side!

You so stupid, you tried to tape glue.

You're so stupid you thought Puff Daddy was a brand of cigarettes.

You're as sharp as a marble.

I've seen better looking butts in an ash tray

I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU. LOOK IN THE MIRROR!! HA HA HA!!!

I'd slap you -- but shit splatters.

The bakery called -- they want their rolls back!

When they made you, they broke the mold. Then, they found the moldmaker, dragged him out into the street, and shot him. Repeatedly.