Insults jokes

  • Poopy Insult
    If I needed any shit from you I'd squeeze your head.
  • Human Race
    As an outside observer, what do you think of the human race?
  • You're so Dirty... Shower
    You're so dirty, when you take a shower you lose weight!
  • You So Stupid...Fax
    You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a stamp on it.
  • You so fat...Belt
    You so fat that you put your belt on with a boomerang.
  • You Know You're Ghetto
    You know you're ghetto, if you name your kids after cars you can't afford!
  • Insults
    You have "mint" breath. Mint to brush your teeth and forgot!
  • Your Girlfriend Is So Ugly
    Your girlfriend is so ugly, the trashman won't even pick her up.
  • You're So Skinny
    You're so skinny that you use dental floss as toilet paper.
  • Yo Family Is So Poor...
    Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach and your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"
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