Insults jokes

  • Say It To My Face
    "Why don't you say that to my face?" "Turn around."
  • 3 Couples, 2 Compliments, 1 Adventure!
    Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table. "Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal. "Could you pass me the honey…
  • The Stick
    ''Did you ever find the guy?'' ''What guy?'' ''The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!''
  • You So Fat...Scale
    You are so fat, that when you step on a scale and it says, "One at a Time PLEASE!"
  • I.Q.
    Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it!
  • You Smell
    Your armpits smell so bad that the teacher gave you an A just for not raising your hand.
  • You So Fat
    Yo so fat they had to send out a search party to find your belly button.
  • Brains Are Farts
    If your brains were a fart, there wouldn't be enough to stink!
  • Yo Ain't Got No Mama
    You don't have a mama: Two dads and a chemisty set don't count.
  • Porsche and Hedgehog
    What's the difference between a porsche and a hedgehog? A hedgehog has pricks on the outside!
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