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If I wanted any lip from you, I would jiggle my zipper!

A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant. "Men prefer thin women," said the skinny woman. "Really? Did your boyfriend tell you that?" said the fat one. "No, your boyfr

Your father is so old, he has to put his dick in the freezer to get hard.

You're so fat that once you bent over and a couch and three chairs came out.

You're so old, your teeth are like stars, they come out at night!

If my pants aren't at my ankles, don't open your mouth!

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Is that your head or did someone plant a pumpkin on your neck?

Your butt is so big, you have more crack than a drug dealer.

You're so skinny, you can jump through your asshole!