Lawyer jokes
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The Clever Lawyer
A lawyer defending a man
accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely
inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not
himself, and I fail to…
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The First Profession
A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional.
The doctor said, "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helped with the world's first sur…
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An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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Lawyers and Lightbulbs
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: One but it has to have a good case.
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Legal Birth Control
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their
personalities.