Medical jokes

  • Labor Pain Machine
    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the fa…
  • Suicide? Or Murder? Or Suicide?
    At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS president Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: On March 23…
  • Hospital Food
    Bill was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2:00PM, they again tried to serve him some soup, which he refused. Again, at 5:00PM an…
  • Hot Temper-ature
    A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wante…
  • Blonde's Medical Exam
    A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as sh…
  • Shot To The Heart
    Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it…
  • Viagra Worked -- Now Let's Try These...
        With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society...     DIRECTRA -- a dose of this drug given to m…
  • Gassy Granny
    A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at…
  • Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?
    ��� Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. ��� The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians.� When you open them up everything is in alphab…
  • Which End Up?
    Yo mama so ugly, when she was in labor the doctor asked which end!
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