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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."

How did Helen Keller break her arms? Trying to read road signs at forty M.P.H.

Dermatologist: Good News my dear, aftr looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples. Girl: Wow! That's great! Why? Dermatologist: There's no mor

Q: Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn? A: She woke up with a kernel between her legs.

What do you get when you cross P. Diddy with Kenny G.? An aneurysm.

Nurse: Doctor, Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room! Doctor: Well, go in there and tell him I can't see him!!

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English wha…