Medical jokes
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Santa Singh
A GOOD ONE... enjoy.
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
Thi…
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A guy came home one day after getting fired ...
A guy came home one day after getting fired from work. He was so depressed that he decided to end it all and kill himself.
He went to the medicine cabinet, pulled out a bottle and began to swallow a…
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Taliban Snippet
How come the Taliban are not circumcised?
It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.
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Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professi…
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Stop, Doc! I Can't Take Any More!
My doctor is so funny - he keeps me in stiches!!!
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Joke Written By and For Retards
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to ge…
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The Waiting Room
This woman is rushed to the hospital in critical condition. Her husband waits patiently in the waiting room. After a few minutes, the doctor comes out and asks her assistant for a wrench, which unders…
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English Patient
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wr…
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Psyched Up
In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.
The instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming a…
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Medical Miracles
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man …