Medical jokes
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Refrigerator Man
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ''Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!''
''I wouldn't worry too much about it,'' the doctor replies. 'Lots o…
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Studious Redneck
You might be a redneck if you study for a blood test.
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The Patient
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast. One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said, "Don't move -- I'll be right back."
When she returned the thermometer was …
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Gynecologist Grease Monkey
A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change.
He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so thought he'd become a mechanic. So he went along to mechanics …
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Thermometers
Q: What's the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?
A: The taste.
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Lightbulb: Psychiatrist
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it really has to want to change.
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Iron Phone
A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
"What about the other one?"
"They called back."
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Third Opinion
Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.''
Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicia…
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Fuzzy Vision
Q: Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor?
A: Because everything he saw was fuzzy.
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Stewed Tomatoes
A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worry about getting seasick.
The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.''
The guy rep…