Medical jokes
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Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb
A man and and a woman from Alabama don't want any more children because they already have 11. So the husband goes to a doctor in Ohio. The doctor asks, "What state are you from?
The man say,s "Alaba…
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Assisted Suicide
One day there was a 97 year old woman, who wanted to commit suicide but unfortunately she did not know where her heart was.
So the old woman calls up her doctor and asked,''Where's my heart locat…
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Cheaper Than a Doctor
There was a man whose elbow hurt so he told his friend he was going to the doctor. His friend told him to go to the pharmacy where there is a machine that for ten dollars and a urine sample will tell…
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Hospital Donation Clinics
A man and a woman meet in a hospital donation clinic.
The man says to the woman, "What are you here to give?"
She says, "I'm here to give blood. I get paid $5."
The man says, "Oh, I'm here to do…
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Depressed Proctologist
Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?
He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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Five Surgeons
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.
"I think accountants are the easiest to operate on," said the first surgeon. "You open them up and everything inside is nu…
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Break A Leg
This guy is in the hospital with two broken legs that he got from a car crash.
The nurse comes into the room that he is in and says that she has good news and bad news.
The guy asks for the bad n…
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Two Jobs
Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a geneologist?
A: One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
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Geriatric Communication
An old man goes to his doctor and says, I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?
The doctor replies, Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife …
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Time for Dental Appointments
Q: What's the best time for a dental appointment?
A: Tooth-thirty.