Men And Women jokes
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One day, a blonde left work early to go home ...
One day, a blonde left work early to go home and suprise her husband with a big dinner. When she got home she saw her husband's car in the drive way and thought
"Aw, shoot there goes my suprise."
Whe…
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A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...
A blonde was out on a date.
Her date said you have something on your cheek. So she wiped it off.
Then her date said, "No, the other side."
So she reached into her mouth and wiped the other side.
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Men Are Like Wine
Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and it is your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have with dinner
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Oil Change
Oil Change instructions for Women:
Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.Drink a cup of coffee.15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly …
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If You Love Something, Set it Free
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your living room, eats your food, m…
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I Break With Thee
What's the perfect break-up present to send someone for Valentine's Day?
A copy of "Sex for Dummies."
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Ode to Valentine's Day
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is that schtuff for
People get mushy and start acting queer
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell …
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Ray Charles' Wife
Have you seen Ray Charles' wife?
Neither has he!
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Hot Babe in Bar
A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a 'sex on the beach'. She notices a slick dude at the end of the bar with avery prominent feature.
"Hi big guy," she says, batting her eyelashes.
"Oh hello…
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Ladies Laugh Last
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them…