Men And Women jokes
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Men Prefer ....
Q: Why do men prefer intelligent women?
A: Opposites attract.
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Adult Education
Male Seminarsby Females
1. Combatting Stupidity
2. You, Too, Can Do Housework
3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How to Fill an Ice Tray
5. We Do …
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Women and Men
When is a woman above a man?
When the kitchen is upstairs!
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A Woman's Four Favorite Animals
A mink in the closet
A Jaguar in the garage
A tiger in the bedroom
And an ass to pay for it all!
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Tampon Shopping
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him.
He answers that he looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs down …
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The Wishing Well
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny.
His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.
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The 45 Difference
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes