Men And Women jokes
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The Perfect Wife
What is the perfect wife?
A good-looking, sex-starved chef who owns a liquor store.
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Crossing a River
One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but couldn't figure out how to cross it.
The first man prayed to God saying, P…
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Men and Driveways
Q: What do a man and a driveway have in common?
A: Lay em' right the first time and they'll stay with you.
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The Devoted Wife
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came t…
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Scientific Beer Study
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should reconsider their beer consumpti…
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Man and Life Savers
Q: What's the difference between a man and a pack of Life Savers?
A: The man doesn't come in five different flavors!
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The Rules (by Her)
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULE…
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Men Are Here Because...
Why did God create man?
Because vibrators can't mow the lawn!
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The Sexy Negligee
One morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that it his wife's birthday. At lunch, Marvin goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift for her. Upon passing a …
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Final Confession
Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side.
She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest."
"But honey," she whispered…