Men And Women jokes

  • Minnesota Women
    Q: Why don't they let Minnesota women go out with Wisconsin guys? A: Have you ever seen a gopher hole after a badger has been in it?
  • Woman Crossing
    Why did the woman cross the road? Never mind that, what's she doing out of the kitchen.
  • Rejected
    These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, “I can't let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry.” De…
  • A Very Special Dictionary
    THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under a car's hood. For a male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotio…
  • Wife vs. Girlfriend
    What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 30 pounds.
  • Ego Killer
    Q: What four words kill a man's ego? A: Is it in yet?
  • Australian Period
    Q: How do you know when an Australian woman has her period? A: She's only wearing one sock.
  • Showers: Men Vs. Women
    How To Shower Like A Woman... * Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks. * Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your boyfriend/husba…
  • All Alone
    If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is he still wrong?
  • Women and PMS
    Q: What is the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman Pincher? A: Lipstick!
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