Men And Women jokes
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Talk Dirty to Me
What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
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Geriatric Breasts
What do older women have between their breasts that younger women don't?
A bellybutton.
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Beer Bottle Opener
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it to you.
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Men, Don't Say this at Victioria's Secret
10. Does this come in children's sizes?
9. No, thanks. I'm just sniffing.
8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7. Mom will love this!!!
6. Oh, the size won't matter, …
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Flower Bribes
One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand.
She rolled her eyes and said, �There comes th…
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Gas Grill
A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, ''Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt…
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Stumpy and his wife
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."
And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but t…
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Anniversaries and Toilets
What do anniversaries and toilets have in common?
Men always miss both of them.
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The Blond Date
A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout Mountain, where things get a little hot 'n' heavy. Then the guy leans over.
"Do you want to go in the backsea…
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Two Men and an Egg
Once upon a time there were two men. One of them has a hen that lays an egg every morning for his breakfast. One morning, the guy wakes up and sees his egg on the other guy's lawn. So he goes over t…