Men And Women jokes
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Male Strip Club
Q: What do you call a male strip club?
A: A cockpit
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Sweet Talker
On a plane, a man and his wife are offered tea and both accept. The man tries to be sweet to his wife, saying Pass the sugar, sugar.... Pass the honey, honey.
Then he says, Pass the tea, you o
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Don't Listen to Him
A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for…
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A Helpful Man
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help.
As …
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Six Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
THE DOCTOR because he says ''take your clothes off.''
THE DENTIST because he says ''open wide.''
THE HAIR DRESSER because he says ''do you want them teased or blown?"
THE MILKMAN because…
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Sharing An Order
There was an elderly couple that went to McDonald's. They ordered one cheeseburger, one large fry, one large drink, and an extra large soda. When the old couple sat down, the man sitting next to them…
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Toilet Training
How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
I don't know, it's never been done.
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Men and Lightbulbs
How are men like lightbulbs?
You have to screw both of them to get a response!
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Men
Have you ever read that married men live longer than single men?
What they don't tell you is that married men are much more willing to die.
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Squealing Like A Stuck Boyfriend
A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down the road one day. Her boyfriend suggests that they play road games and that whoever loses has to strip. They play every game known to man and the girl …