News And Politics jokes

  • Goverment Wrestling Federation
    13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered acceptable method of ending a filibuster. …
  • How to Mess With the IRS
    (Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) …
  • The Govinator
    Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude see…
  • The Quotable Marion Barry
    Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion Barry: "The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather." "I promise you a po…
  • Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron
    I hear that Motorola just proposed to buy out Enron today, and they're going to name it... Moron!
  • ESL 'N' Enron
    Why has the Enron scandal been so hard on ESL teachers? Because they now have to explain to their students why "to LAY" is worse than "to F*CK"!
  • Enron Transcripts
    The real reason the administration doesn't want to release the transcripts of the energy council meetings is because at one point you would hear Kenneth Lay barking, "Turn off that pacemaker Cheney. I
  • Voodoo Enronomics
    Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. Communism: You have two…
  • Osama's Valentine
    Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "wil…
  • Osama's Favorite Movie
    What's Osama bin Laden's favorite movie? "Dude, Where's my Cave?"
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