News And Politics jokes
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Clinton -vs- Titanic
Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand
jury testimony video:
Titanic: $9.99 on the Internet
Clinton: $9.99 on the Internet
Titanic: over 3 hours long
Clinton:…
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Liar's Clocks
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says "I'm not very busy today. Why don't you let me show you around?"
The guy thinks it's a …
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Dick Cheney and the Bushes
Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are
flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I could
throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one per…
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Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas
When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame…
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Elvis vs. Al Gore
What's the difference between Al Gore and Elvis?
Some say Elvis is still alive.
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Lawyer Means...
What's the definition of lawyer?
The larval form of a politician.
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Osama the Chicken
Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road?
He thought he saw the American flag, so he ran for his life.
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Senate Slander
A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"…
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Clinton and a lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Zero. He only screws interns.
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White House Visitors
What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?
A tourist.