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Bored At Work Try Some Of These Original And Interesting Things To Do.

1. Fake a seizure. 2. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it. 3. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War. 4. Punch the person sitting next to you in the mouth. 5. See how long you can hold your breath. 6. Take your pants off and give them to your boss. 7. Chew on your arm until someone notices. 8. Change seats every three minutes. 9. Piss all over the room while yelling, "House on fire!"

10. Run across the room, tag someone and say, "You’re it."
11. Announce to the office that you are God, and that you’re angry.
12. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
13. Experiment with your sexuality.
14. Start a Mexican Wave.
15. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
16. Roast marshmallows on a home made camp fire, in the office.
17. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
18. Take apart your desk.
19. Tear pages out of your daybook.
20. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
21. Play rock-scissors-paper with your self. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
22. Do a quick tap dance routine.
23. Play with matches.
24. Scratch yourself a lot.
25. Pray to the devil, out loud.
26. Walk between the desks yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!"
27. Throw your daybook at someone.
28. Draw on your stomach.
29. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry. I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
30. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
31. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, NOW I get it."
32. Bite people
33. Dig an escape tunnel.
34. Lick yourself clean.
35. Lick someone else clean
36. Learn to tie your shoes with one hand.
37. See how many push-ups you can do.
38. Try to steal your boss’ wallet.