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There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman ad a baby and the doctor came ut and told the old man that he was the father of a 9lb 8oz baby boy. Theold manreplied, “This old motor is still a' running.” Next

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bedbut the old woman lays on the floor. Th old man asks, ''''Why are you oing to sleep on the floor?'''' he old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a chan

rs 25 young hens and one old cock. As the old cock could no longer handle his job efficietly, the farmer b … s it in the pen with the old cock and the hens... Old Cock: Welcome to the farm. We'll wok together towards produc … s far as I know, y

There was an old couple sitting at a table. The old man said to the old lady,"I remember 50 years ago we were siting at this very tble." The old woman said, "Yes, and we were probably naked as jay birds." The old man said, "Well, what do you say..

There was an old couple lying in bed watching TV and a commercial about Viagra … . The next morning the old man got up and hurried to put his clothes on. The old ladyasked what he was doing and he told her that he was goin to the doctor. She

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old cotch.  The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liqu … Scotch is only ten years old!  I specifically asked for forty-year old Scotch." Amazed, he bartender reaches into a

n I do for you today? Old woman: It's my husband Doctor. He has been under the weather … he needs sorting out. Old man to wife: What's that? Old woman shouting to husband: Im just telling the Doctor we hav … need a blood sample. Old

There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench talking amongst themselves whe … coat. Well, the first old lady had a stroke, and then the second old lady had a stroke,and the third old lady, well, she couldn'treach that far.

There was an old lady walking down the streets of New York City, and as she ap … waiting to go in. The old lady asked one of the women, "why are you in line?" The wo … free lollipop." So the old lady got in line for her free lollipop. T

rch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" … h sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady relies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, thefirst old la