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Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the

If ugliness was a record, yo mama would go triple platinum.

Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pin

Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.

Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.

Yo mama is so ugly, your dad only takes her out on October 31st.

You're so ugly you could sell your body to science fiction movies.

You're so ugly, yo' mama had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the

oss told her to take her ugly ass home she came back 10 min later with no ass.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor looked at your mom and s